Here’s Marisa Miller posing for Esquire’s June issue, and honestly I have nothing cool to say right now. This never happens to me, so I’m going to blame it on Marisa’s hotness. Yes, it’s thanks to her that Geek Bot finally shut up and became a mute. It’s a dark day that won’t soon be forgotten. Sadly, no one’s going to miss me talking, because I only talk trash and ask to borrow money. That reminds me, can you loan me $1,000,000, I promise I’ll pay it back once it snows in hell.