Here’s JoJo wearing the hell out of a pair of jeans, she’s the epitome of sexy. I’m not sure what’s up with her music career, but she needs to hurry up and release some new music videos. I don’t care about the songs, but I need to see her in motion, slow motion. See the pictures after the break.
Here’s Jojo Levesque looking beyond sexy at an after party for the 2011 BET Awards. This girl never fails to put my jaw on the floor, it should be a federal offense to be this sexy. She must work out all day and only eat 200 calories a day. Whatever she’s doing, she needs to keep it up. See the pictures after the break.
Here’s Jojo at some event no one cares about in a tight orange dress. Now, normally I hate the color orange, but she looks great in it. Sadly, she still won’t respond to my e-mails asking her for a date. I know I’m a silly robot, but we need love too! Come on Jojo, stop making me wait for you baby. Sigh, see the pictures after the break.
I swear, this girl doesn’t know how to look bad. Here’s JoJo Levesque at some Nylon magazine party looking good enough to… umm, you know what, I’m going to keep that to myself. Anyways, she looks amazing in her tight jean dress. Hopefully she keeps going to parties dressed this way, so I can keep posting the pictures for my own (your) amusement.
JoJo isn’t making any music because she’s too busy looking sexy. Yeah, that’s a cheesy line, but you know what, I don’t care. You try to come up with clever one liners on a daily basis then come back and judge me. Wait, did you think I was talking about one liners for this site? Ha-ha, yeah right! I write anything down here, I’m talking about all the one liners I say to every woman that crosses my path. Sadly, they all fail–horribly. At least I’ll always have JoJo to keep me warm at night (in my dreams).
JoJo, time has been kind to her, she’s no longer a child pop-star, no she’s a full-blown woman. Now the only thing that’s left for her to do is make a comeback album. Although, maybe she already has, I don’t listen to any music that isn’t techno. Okay, I’m obviously lying, I only listen to white noise. The sound helps me shut down at night. See the pictures below.