Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift: Long Legs, Cat Eyes

Here’s Taylor Swift walking out of some place, she’s a lovely girl—but what’s up with her eyes? They look like they belong on a cat or something. Still, her legs make up for this minor quirk. Now if only her music was any good. Sigh, country music is the worst of the worst. Ooh, my heart… it aches! The lyrics are laughable at best, that’s why it’ll remain a niche genre.

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