Here’s Kate Upton bending over and milking a cow for the August/September issue of Complex magazine. Damn, I wish I was that cow! Sure, eventually I’ll end up on someone’s Big Mac, but I’d have no regrets. Getting milked by Kate Upton would be worth it. See the pictures and a video after the break.
Here’s Beyoncé in her sexy underwear for her new music video “Best Thing I Never Had”. That’s a great title, because she is the best I never had, ugh I hate Jay-Z. Why can’t he share his sexy wife with me? Oh, I forgot humans have emotions like jealousy, sigh why can’t everyone be robots like me? See the pictures and music video after the break.
Here’s Allison Haislip getting sexy for Esquire, seriously these pictures are some of the best I’ve seen in a while. I’m not sure if Allison still works for G4TV, but I need to find out because I need to see more of her. See the pictures and a video after the break, trust me, you won’t regret it.
This is so funny, I literally need to “upgrade” my girlfriend, like I said the other day, she’s a toaster. So I’m thinking I might move up to a microwave, or maybe I’ll go all out an go for a stove. Although, I wouldn’t mind upgrading to Jasmine (no last names please), but sadly–no human woman wants to date a machine, something about getting oil all over the bed. Whatever, see the video after the break.